Hebden Bridge

Numerous UFO sightings have been reported in the vicinity, so space aliens obviously need no directions to find us.

Humans with large, well-functioning brains will arrive by train, at Hebden Bridge station, restored to its former glory, the town centre being a 5 min stroll down the canal or through the park.

Others will travel by car: people coming from the M62 West will be best coming off at Junction 21 and driving through Littleborough before making a right to drive through the moors, until picking up a sign to Mytholmroyd.

There aer also many buses from Halifax.